10 EVANGELISTIC PRODUCTS GAURANTEED TO WIN PEOPLE TO JESUS, ok yeah right???

ok so i found these on a friend of mines blog and i had to post them up...
this is just classic!!!!

#10. Jesus "Action" Figures This line of figurines represents Jesus being kick-butt at a variety of activities... #9. Armor of God Pajamas These days, for a child, sleep is a constant battle with the forces of darkness.Now you can help your kids defeat darkness with the Armor of God pajamas. It is thought to be the ultimate test of a man's faith when he can enter battle with nothing but a cushy pajama shield. #8. Lookin' Good For Jesus Mini Kit Lookin' Good for Jesus Kit: Contains a mirrored Jesus statuette, body cream (with sparkle!) and a folding mirror compact. The top of the package, adorned with eerie looking cartoon women staring googly-eyed at the Lord, says "Get His Attention"... seriously this is one of the weirdest one of them all!!! and did I mention that this is really being sold! #7. Jesus is My Coach We don't know exactly what the designer of these statues was going for, probably some kind of After School Special about believing in yourself or not abusing drugs. or maybe its giving your little sportster a trophy with Jesus on it. Nonetheless, when they designed the "Jesus is my Gymnastics Coach" statue, they were either the sickest people on earth or so genuinely clean-minded, they couldn't conceive of the thousand and one horribly offensive jokes you can make seeing this thing, HORRIBLE. #6. Jesus Holiday Specs 3D Glasses I don't even know what to say!!!! #5. Praise Workout Circuit Training Video Pick up the Praise Workout Circuit Training Video so you can trim down to the sweet beats of inspirational worship music. Be sure to invite your sinning overweight friends to come and workout as this is a sure way to be a witness for Him...If all other workouts have failed, this has to work as it puts God on your side. If this fails, you're almost definitely going to eat your way right to hell. Make sure you pick it up today... #4. Grapes of Galilee Wine Haroz wineries gives us the Grapes of Galilee wine, from vineyards rightin Jesus' old neighborhood. The crops are even irrigated with waters from the river Jordan where Jesus was baptized and where, in 2008, raw sewage is dumped. Who knows, Jesus Himself may have eaten the great, great, great grandfather of the grape that got pressed into the wine you're drinking. AND if you’re going to get drunk with friends why not use grapes from the Holy land as a witness while you pouring the wine... #3. Testamints Makes your breath smell heavenly...ever tried to witness with your breath smelling like Hell while talking about going to heaven...well NOW you have Test a mints...when you breath on someone they literally want to get saved...and if you are trying to reach people with the love of God, well, you better make sure you have a Test a mint in your mouth... #2. Bibleman Video Game Now, you too can kick butt for the Lord in video game form. When your heathen friends come over to game and before you put in Halo or Tour of duty (games that rock!), you must put in Bible Man "A Fight for Faith...this will draw them in, AMEN!!! #1. Dog Nativity Set Well, when you want to witness to your animal loving friend this nativity scene is sure to bring them in, to the kingdom that is...Make sure you have this set , for sure, next Holiday season...by the way i said Holiday because Christmas is now offensive...and of course why would I want to offend somebody for saying CHRISTMAS!!!!!! That's not Godly... ok so this was pretty ridiculous but i had to post it because of the sheer stupidness of it...and we wonder why people think christians are weird...i am glad jesus wasnt weird, in fact he was the exact opposite...he was relevant in all areas... yeap that’s right, the good news about who God is and what he did for us through jesus is still relevant without some sort of gimmick!!! all i got for now... peace